having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
let’s be honest though, eyebrow gaps are more important than thigh gaps
This is the most important thing
Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.
Reminds me of someone else I know…
The only difference between the two of us is that everyone else thinks I’m beautiful as well, and Narcissus is alone.
That comment. I’m dead.
broadway tickets should be free if you can sing all the songs from the show and also answer any question about it with ease
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
actually a teenage girl
a teenage girl who ran off with a married man
the cold never bothered me anyway
SPOILERS, AND IM ON MOBILE, SO THERES NO READ MORE OPTION. DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT KNOW THE ENDING!!!!
Can we just talk about these three frames for a moment? When Hans says:
“I’d like to formally apologize for hitting the princess of Arendelle with my horse, and for every moment after,” at first, it seems like he’s apologizing for falling on her, but after watching the movie again, I realized that he was talking about everything that he was going to do. (You know what I’m talking about.) And just look at his face. He looks genuinely sorrowful, and while someone could argue that it’s part of the act, look at his expression after. Anna is just being her awkward, goofy self, and what is Hans doing? Staring off sadly into space, as if he doesn’t WANT to do all of those things. It couldn’t have been part of the act, because Anna was telling him why he SHOULDN’T be sorry. And that made me think of something.
What if it wasn’t Hans’ idea to take over Arendelle?
And I came up with a bit of a headcanon:
There are thirteen major kingdoms that have the most power, land, and tradable goods. Now, enter the king and queen of the Southern Isles; the smallest of the thirteen. Their kingdom was starting to fall, so they hatched a plan to become even more powerful than before: they would have thirteen children; one for each kingdom. The oldest would rule the Southern Isles, while the others would be sent out to conquer the neighboring kingdoms. Eventually, if they succeeded, then they would be in control of the most powerful places in the world. Hans was a genuinely nice person, but he also knew that he was born for one reason, and one reason only: to become king of Arendelle. The instant he realized that Anna was the girl whose heart he was going to break, he wished more than ever that he didn’t have to go through with the plan, because he actually found her incredibly likable, and had to often remind himself to not actually fall for her. When she came in, begging for a kiss, he knew that he had to tell her the truth, but he had sworn that he would never admit to anyone that he was being forced to take over the kingdom, so he claimed that it was of his own free will. When he was sent home, he was punished, not for attempting to usurp the throne, but for failing to do so.
(And also, many people speculate that at least one of the Duke of Weselton’s guards was Hans’ older brother. If that’s the case, then he is probably cozying up to the people there in a similar way to his sibling; gaining everyone’s trust and working his way up. Eventually, he plans to take over Weselton, as well.)
DAYUMMMM YOU’RE SMART.
Wow this is so interesting
ANNA I LOVE YOU.
Okay so should I send something to hallmark or
Because the amount of wrong happening here is astounding
best part ever
This part gets stuck in my head all the time
"Our mental syn-chron-I-zation
Has all but one ex-pla-nation”
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